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I Garden to Hide the Bodies Tumbler

I Garden to Hide the Bodies Tumbler

$30.00
We added the I Garden to Hide the Bodies Tumbler to our darker-humor line for all the women who love their flowers but also appreciate a wicked little joke. If your happy place is your garden-and your sense of humor leans a bit twisted-this 20oz cup will fit right in among your pots and pruning shears.

The full-color wraparound design features that infamous "I garden to hide the bodies" quote paired with a retro, hush-quiet illustration that looks like it walked straight out of a vintage magazine. It's eye-catching and guaranteed to spark conversation at backyard get-togethers, Halloween parties, or casual coffee breaks with friends.

Crafted from stainless steel with vacuum insulation, it keeps iced tea cold while you're weeding in the sun and coffee hot on crisp fall mornings. Dishwasher-safe and easy to clean, it's tough enough for daily use yet pretty enough to leave out on the patio table.

This tumbler makes a hilarious gift for gardening friends, plant-obsessed neighbors, or that mom who tends both her roses and her sarcasm. It's especially fun for spooky season, but honestly, we know plenty of women who'd use it all year.

Because sometimes the garden is where we plant our peace, pull our weeds, and laugh at jokes that are just a little bit darker than they should be-and this tumbler is right there with us.

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